Some KOOL Katrina photos....

The great INDIAN BKD jokes

a few questions:

1. Who is BKD?

answer: He is the great BKD. He is our HOD.

2. What is he famous for?

answer: His english!!!

examples:

1. one day he was busy teaching in the class and he found a boy talking to his pal.
He was going to say " Get out" but somehow he had forgotten the phrase.
then what to do?????

here is our great BKD

BKD to the boy : Stand up!!!
the boy stood up.
BKD: Follow me!!!

he went outside the class. The boy followed him.

BKD: NOW, NOT follow me!!!!
and he(BKD) came back to the class.


2. One day, being asked about his children, his famous saying was:

" I have two daughters, both are girls!!!"


3. His another famous saying
" There are two types of operating systems. windows and RED HOT LINUX."
(hope red hat does not see this!!!)


4.When there is noise in the class, his famous dialogue
" Cant you see I am is here?"


5.What about this one
" Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in."
or
" Silence!!! The Director is oscillating in the corridor."

6. Here comes the final one
One day he was busy teaching. A girl stood up and said : " Sir may I go to toilet?"
Sir was busy and here came his most famous dialogue " Lets Go!!!"

hope you like it.

some more..isnt it hard to believe?

some more for you ( see my previous post to know more)

Nudity or Creativity???????????

first see this pictures...........







can you imagine they are all fully naked and this is just the body painting? now say is this nudity or creativity?

do you want more puja pictures?

some more about puja....

some puja memories caught in snaps....................

Jago tumi jago

Santosh Mitra Square

Beniatola

Hatibagan Sarbojanin

See it to bliv it....

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair

with his secretary.

One day they went to her place

and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep

and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed

and told his lover to take his shoes

outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!'





The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters

but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time

for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant

and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery

to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child

he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can

be the father of this baby.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:

'Not this time!'




The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,

about to be cremated,

and made a startling discovery.

Schwartz had the largest private part

he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician

commented, 'I can't allow you to be cre mated

with such an impressive private part.

It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,

stuffed it into his briefcase,

and took it home

'I have something to show

you won't believe,' he said to his wife,

opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,

'Schwartz is dead!'




The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover

when she heard her husband

opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,

then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'

she said, 'pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired

as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied,

'the Smiths bought one and I liked it

so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,

not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,

went to the kitchen and returned

with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.

I stood like that for two days at the Smiths

and nobody offered me a damned thing.'




The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,

went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:

'How much for a nice juicy steak

and a bottle of w ine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.

'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:

'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs

with your wife?'

The bartender replied:

'The same thing I'm doing

to his business down here.'




The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:

'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,

'I want to die in peace.

I slept with your sister, your best friend,

her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied,

'now just rest and let the poison work.'

be free to laugh

One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that
it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why
are you late from school?"

Kyle answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today".

Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his
face.

His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a lie
and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth.

Why are you late?"
"Dad, I went to a movie"
"Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments"
Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the robot.
"Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or
misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the
robot.

Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes walking out of the
kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR
son!!!"

To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a resounding slap on
her face!

a poem from my heart....

Make it a Home

Atlast its mars!!!

the day I craved for a long

dreams do come true

my footsteps told me now.

We live to hope,

hope to live,

for mom, dad and all we love.

so far from the greed and crime

I wander

and wonder too

why are we special?

I miss you mom and dad

miss you blue sky and water

miss you all so true

Let not the earth be like mars

let not the life be so silent

A long way to go

me to be at home

you too, to make it a Home.

before n after marriage....

This is funny....

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now - after marriage -

you can read it from bottom to the top ..........hehehehe

hi everyone..

I am arindam...going to start my blog...a few words , a few thoughts, little needs, little hopes..here comes all. wish me best of luck in my new journey.