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The great INDIAN BKD jokes

a few questions:

1. Who is BKD?

answer: He is the great BKD. He is our HOD.

2. What is he famous for?

answer: His english!!!

examples:

1. one day he was busy teaching in the class and he found a boy talking to his pal.
He was going to say " Get out" but somehow he had forgotten the phrase.
then what to do?????

here is our great BKD

BKD to the boy : Stand up!!!
the boy stood up.
BKD: Follow me!!!

he went outside the class. The boy followed him.

BKD: NOW, NOT follow me!!!!
and he(BKD) came back to the class.


2. One day, being asked about his children, his famous saying was:

" I have two daughters, both are girls!!!"


3. His another famous saying
" There are two types of operating systems. windows and RED HOT LINUX."
(hope red hat does not see this!!!)


4.When there is noise in the class, his famous dialogue
" Cant you see I am is here?"


5.What about this one
" Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in."
or
" Silence!!! The Director is oscillating in the corridor."

6. Here comes the final one
One day he was busy teaching. A girl stood up and said : " Sir may I go to toilet?"
Sir was busy and here came his most famous dialogue " Lets Go!!!"

hope you like it.

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